Hellgate: London Hellgate London News

Hello! We are the People of Holborn Station broadcasting a message for any and all willing champions of humanity out there. We have been hearing about some of the new findings being reported from Stonehenge... *BZZT* ...something about a large beastie called Malach? Malock? Moloch! That's the name. Him and that other Desiccator creature. Well, we'd like to be able to put faces to the names! News takes a long time to reach Holborn, what with the entrance to Covent Garden Approach breaking down every few minutes. ...what's that? Oh, Techsmith 101 wants to say it isn't his fault. And that it's the capacitors that keep frying or some such. And that he misses you very much. And...yeah, I'm not repeating that, Techsmith 101. No. Just...go away!

Wait, no, not you! We, the People of Holborn Station, would like a bit of excitement in our otherwise dull lives. Well. Barring the demon invasion. And constant threat of death. And when Abigail chooses to dye her hair a new shade of fuchsia. To help alleviate the doldrums and give us an insight into what horrors seek to rend our flesh from our bones, we request images from the battlefront beyond Stonehenge. Maybe a shot or two from that Master's Court-y place or OOH! How about that Deeper Than Deep Wild land or hey, if you're feeling really generous could we see some of those new critters we hear folks're carrying around with 'em nowadays? Better yet, could demonstrate some of those new unique-ish weapons being used on a few demon targets? Oarf would like that a lot. He doesn't even have a license to sell weapon mods!

So yeah, if y'got the time to spare, snap off a few pictures of the new things cropping up over near Stonehenge? We'd all be most appreciative, wouldn't we, folks! Yeah, people are excited just thinkin' about it! Oh. But our appreciation and undying adoration probably isn't enough inspiration, huh. Not to a powerful, rare-dye-kit-wearing warrior like you. Well, let's see what can part with... *BZZT* ...OH! Well, we do have these nice vintage posters signed with a whole mess of names we can spare. Will that be an even swap? Our full-size Hellgate: London posters signed by dozens of Flagship Studios employees for your well-framed, thoughtful, action-packed, doldrum-ending reconnaissance photos from the front lines? Oh wait, Techsmith 101 says he'll throw in a kiss as a deal sweetener! *BEEP* Wait, what's this? *BEEP* Huh. Transmitter's saying, "LOW BATTER--"... *BZZT*